“To Peak or Not to Peak THAT is the Question”
BB&B are knocking out episodes more often than Ray … er … nevermind. I was going to say more often than Ray Charles knocked UP women…check yo’ facts. In probably what will go down in interwebs history as most hours spent online by teenagers and adults alike, BB&B discuss the morality of THE FAPPENING. Even before touching on this historic event, the two compare what they did over Labor Day weekend and boy it couldn’t have been any further apart on the fun spectrum. Finally, the duo is still gearing up for RedWings Survival weekend…that is if he doesn’t die before that from being overworked.
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“On a Scale of Zero To…….”
Ladies and Gents, we’ve all been there. We’ve all dated someone that was just slightly off their rocker or even a certifiable sociopath but we stuck around longer then we should have. Luckily for you, RedWing is here to make sure this doesn’t happen to you ever again. When RedWing’s not hunting bear or eating beans, he’s diving into some heavy arithmetic and data analysis to bring you (or regurgitate to you) a scientific method to determine what type of person you should be dating and then marrying. This graph is meant for a vidcast but what the hell … it’s not like anyone will be listening to this or even try to figure out what these idiots are talking about. In case you do read this, and subsequently listen, you’ll be glad to hear that BB is still stalking the tranny at ThaiTanic in the Heights….. Also be sure to check out the other podcasts on The Chupacabra Radio Network …. ENJOY!
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“SINK OR SWIM”
It sure feels good in the ear buds to hear the voices of these idiots once again. Grab yourself a beverage, sit in your favorite chair and strap yourself in because this episode sure is an adventure in every sense of the word. Burnsie hits up a club with his wife and pops bottles, Big Brown does whatever it is Big Brown does, while RedWing teaches the fellas how to survive in the wilderness. The gauntlet has been laid down and a challenge accepted by RedWing to pull a Bear Grylls in the Shenandoah with minimal supplies. Cannot wait to hear the outcome of this!
Believe it or not Episodes have been released two weeks in a row and these guys aren’t slowing down. There’s one thing that can be attributed to their new found rejuvenation for putting out episodes … drum roll … BEANS. Beans, as we’ve been told, keep all your stuff moving and RedWing enlightens BB&B on just how magical beans truly are and how eating them WILL make your wildest dreams come true.
BB&B recap their NYC Trip, discuss some sports and bring back the fan favorite Life Sherpas Segment to answer the world’s most difficult questions.
“Like A Minx”
In Lebron-like fashion the fellas make their long awaited return to the interwebs to bring hope to people around the globe. Joined in studio by the ever mysterious RedWing, these dumpers tackle some socially sensitive topics such as dropping “N Bombs”, the Washington Redskins name and logo and of course the heavily debated question of which celebrity should come out with the next sex tape. The listeners will get a real treat as RedWing finally breaks his silence and steps to the mic to reveal some past sexual encounter with a real minx…IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK HOME
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“Grumpy Old Men”
WOW!! Believe it or not BB&B are back yet again but this time they traveled into the future and are 65 year old curmudgeons. If this is what marriage, babies and puppies do to men, all you single fellas heed notice and run the other direction.
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Happy New Year Tardos! RedWing is back as BB&B starts off talking about Burnsie’s incredible NYE Party he attended followed by RedWing’s midnight kiss. The fellas rehash 2013 New Year’s Resolutions and whether or not they were accomplished. BB&B give RedWing some love advice and as usual he doesn’t listen even though 60% of the time Burnsie’s moves work everytime….as long as the chick has a pet.
Some entertainment news coupled with some sports headlines makes this episode a real gem.
“TOO FAST AND TOO DRUNK”
The triumphant return of these two idiots is fueled by their unquenchable thirst for whiskey. It only took a few shots to clear away the cobwebs and get right back into their groove as your favorite…est podcasters. We know you all never read these write-ups and will listen to the Episode anyway, so without any further ado… we present to you the Comeback Episode of the Decade! We would ask you to spread the word but we know we have been disappointing in terms of consistency but we’re back now. Keep your eyes, ears and legs open for the upcoming Holiday Episode. This is where we separate the boys from the molesters and get down and dirty with Santa and his elves …I have no clue what I’m writing at tis point… so goodbye.
The boys are back and recording in the new Brentwood Studio in what will be the “Dongiest” ever. This was supposed to be a short episode but when these two start talking about dongs, there’s no telling where they’ll go. Bunkie discovers Vine After Dark, while Big Brown explains why he likes asians more than blacks in certain circumstances. Everyone’s favorite mother, Mama Burns makes a cameo while discussing the Craigslist Wingmother story and what she’d do for her virgin son. Talks about serious topics are superceded by strap-ons, porn, D’s and other perverted material.
In sports we retract our story about Ohio State’s Carlos Hyde. New developments have been released to contradict what was originally reported about him assualting a woman at a club. Turns out he did nothing wrong….GO BUCKS!