Aug 10 / Big Brown

Big Brown & Burnsie Episode 139

“FIGHT BANG”

The boys are back in the mix. Redwing was on a bike trip from Pittsburgh to DC on the C & O Canal trail and we regret to inform you that he’s dead. Preliminary reports are that a he tried to fight a bear using his patented survival skills and fatally lost. Moving on, Big Brown and Burnsie reinforce that they are getting old and hate homeownership … still! They also agree the apocalypse is right around the corner since Bunks spent a weekend in Cleveland and did not get wasted once. In honor of the Suicide Squad, the boys discuss their top 3 favorite live action female comic book characters. Big Brown discusses how he was blacked out and was hit on by some drunk chick right in front of his wife.

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Jul 19 / Big Brown

Big Brown & Burnsie Episode 138

“TITTY BONE”

Big Brown and Burnsie are back with Redwing this week from the land of sectionals. Guys start off immediately about Redwings homophobia and how he won’t interact with anything phallic, including the mic. So good luck hearing him internets. The fellas continue an ongoing discussion about Redwing’s relationship and how he needs to navigate unchartered waters. Big Brown discusses is family vacation to North Carolina’s Emerald Isle. Bunks admits he wept like a little baby when the Cavs won the NBA championship and how he was assaulted by an art teacher in elementary school.

The boys get into heavy duty Life Sherpa mode as they answer listener’s questions – it’s what they do best.

If you have not heard the last ApodCalypse episode, you can do so here.

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Jun 7 / Big Brown

Big Brown & Burnsie Episode 137

“RED ROCKET”

After a long hiatus, the boys are back in the Columbia studio. They jump into to tackle a lot of hard hitting topics that include what is type of accounts Instagram is suggesting for them, Obe’s newfound respect for being in a relationship, Big Brown’s pet anteater and talks of a foot race between Big Brown and Obe are back on the table. The boys also bring back a classic bit – Three to Tango!

If you have not heard the last ApodCalypse episode, you can do so here.

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Apr 11 / Big Brown

Big Brown & Burnsie Episode 136

“BUTT BEAST”

This week the whole gang gets back together as we record a new, alcohol-fueled episode from the Brentwood studio. Redwing makes his triumphant return and tells us all about the new events in his life … you guys are going to love this. The boys talk about Bunks and Big Brown’s experience at the Orioles home opener, how Big Brown’s dog is a menace to society and some old stories due to an old haunt closing. They look at porn category trends and discovery how entertaining porn star bios can be and the new fate of Prince George’s County strip club.

If you have not heard the last ApodCalypse episode, you can do so here.

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Mar 28 / Big Brown

Big Brown & Burnsie Episode 135

“FIVE STROKES”

The boys are finally back in the saddle for a new episode. This week Obe couldn’t make it but Big Brown and Bunks still try to keep things as “un-adult” as possible in honor of his memory. They discuss Big Brown’s recent trip to Mexico and a few of the shenanigans that resulted from a week of binging. We discuss the apocalypse episode that we recorded a few months ago with all our friends from Chupacabra Radio. Then we dive into a recent, uncomfortable dining experience that Big Brown was subjected to – where he tells us he’ll basically do anything for a free bar tab. Bunks discusses a few hypotheticals involving porn stars and escorts.

If you have not heard the last ApodCalypse episode, you can do so here.

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Jan 17 / Big Brown

Big Brown & Burnsie Episode 134

“The Succubus Theory”

 

The band is back together this week on a new, excitement-filled episode. We’re all so glad Red Wing is back so Big Brown and Bunks can stop talking about finances and adult shit … for 5 seconds.

This week the boys are all over the map, as this is a tangent heavy episode. They dive into their New Years resolutions, how Obe thinks he’s 22 again and how well they can tell a fake boob from a real boob. They also attempt to demystify the Succubus theory and how love makes you weak, as in the case of Aaron Rodgers / Olivia Munn and Russell Wilson / Ciara.

Obe tells us about his dreams of being a Nationals Mascot so he could get mascot groupies. They dive deeply into the new Netflix series, Making a Murderer, so in case you haven’t seen it … SPOILER ALERT.

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Dec 29 / Big Brown

Big Brown & Burnsie Episode 133

“POLITICS AS USUAL”

Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of the Year - Serena Willams

 

Welcome to a special Holiday Marathon episode of the Big Brown and Burnsie show! This week the boys jump right into their Grinch-like attitudes towards the Holidays. Big Brown bitches about his horrible customer service experience at Macy’s and how he got ambushed by an expired car registration. Bunks talks about how much he hated taking photos for his family Christmas card. They discuss a cheating wife and how they would handle the scenario. Then an unprecedented and raw discussion about the upcoming presidential election and stupid people who are bitching about the Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of the Year – Serena Williams.

Thanks for sticking with us this year internet – here’s to another great BB&B year in 2016!

Happy Holidays you filthy animals.

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Nov 25 / Big Brown

Big Brown & Burnsie Episode 132

“FART PANTS”

This week we have the triumphant return of Redwing for a special Thanksgiving edition of the Big Brown and Burnsie show. Big Brown gives thanks for sitting next to the stinkiest human being alive, Bunkie gives thanks for Charlie Sheen’s HIV diagnosis and Redwing gives thanks for glory holes and dill pickles, in that particular order. They all collectively give thanks for Big Brown posting SO MANY puppy pics on Instagram.

Thanks for tuning into us and listening to our nonsense. Happy Thanksgiving Internet.

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Nov 18 / Big Brown

Big Brown & Burnsie Episode 131

“TRAP QUEEN”

Zola’s Story

This weeks podcast was recording a while ago, but due to many factors, none of them which include laziness, we didn’t post till now. Deal with it. This is a solid episode nonetheless, Big Brown and Bunks discuss how lame tipping is, Halloween shenanigans and a new roadside service that Redwing should provide people. They also discuss the Zola story, which is the most epic and compelling stripper saga to ever unfold … ON TWITTER!

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Oct 30 / Big Brown

Big Brown & Burnsie Episode 130

“Pledge Drive”

The boys are back in town! After a few weeks of travel and work engagements, Big Brown and Burnsie sit down on one Burnsie’s numerous sectional sofas, and just reflect on their careers as podcasters. We’re not saying this is our annual pledge drive episode … but this is our first pledge drive episode. The boys also talk about strip club stories, how much they love Halloween, lucid dreams and their obsession with the Startup Podcast.

Hope you enjoy and please follow us on Twitter and send us your feedback and any topics you want us to tackle. If you want to call into the show or join us for a recording – give us a shout.

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